As a gift, a piece of Name Necklace is a total and complete. Can you think of anything less personal and more cheesy at the same time? It’s a shallow expression of intimacy and love that doesn’t bother to consider what the giftee actually likes, unless she happens to be part of the small cadre of adult women who are actually super into Custom Name Necklace.
Just in case you think I’m a scorned lover, I promise that this is not a rage against a dumb boy for buying me ugly initial necklace. Nope, it’s a PSA. It’s an open letter to try and save a few clueless bros from embarrassment, and a few would-be owners of initial necklaces the awkwardness of having to pretend you like something that you just really, really don’t.